He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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