This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
only if we run a train.
done.
im holly from the hills drunk
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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