Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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