My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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