U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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