Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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