Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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