And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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