ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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