No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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