Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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