i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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