i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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