There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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