I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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