he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wish i was in the wii world.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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