id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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