I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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