Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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