My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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