There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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