He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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