season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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