Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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