The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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