I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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