This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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