there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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