How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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