What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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