Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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