THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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