Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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