So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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