CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
worst night to have a conscience
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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