he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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