brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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