I just gift wrapped bread.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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