think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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