You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
send nudes
from the living room?
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