I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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