They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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