trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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