One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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