some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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