Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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