im gay
i know
yea but for you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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