I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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