so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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