listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Randomize
