Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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