She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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