What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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