If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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