you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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